Facebook Smarts

Knowing the ins and outs of facebook. Being able to see facebook spam coming a mile away. Knowing how to properly deal with what ever comes along in facebook.

Finuke has Facebook Smarts, he is no longer fooled by Facebook spammers.

by FINUKE May 04, 2011

Smart Student

A student that submits assignments late but just in time to receive credit.

Period 3: Composition III-DE is full of "smart student(s)"

by msweeney October 11, 2011

I’m smart as fuck

I think you ought to know that by now

I’m smart as fuck. Talking to Jeff and the other Jewish guy

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021

Smart drug theft

Smart drug theft is when someone steals your smart drugs. They might steal your Modafinil, Armodafinil, Sunifiram, N-Acetyl-Selank, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Choline, Omega 3's, B Vitamins, -Carnitine, Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Prolintane, D,L-Deprenyl, and more.

Tyler: Hey, that jackass wearing a black mask stole my Modafinil! It's smart drug theft!

by CognitiveFuel September 08, 2023

Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.

Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

New York Smart

A person who upon moving to New York is suddenly smarter than anyone, but with a smarmy attitude. An elitist.

I tried talking to him but he's New York Smart, so I bitch slapped him.

by necronomicomin December 28, 2011

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 04, 2018