2 definitions by The sexy beast ox

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.
Oliver You are as smart like a rock.
by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018
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hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox
Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.
by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018
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