fap off

To jerk off. Comes from the sound that is produced while a man is masturbating.

She didn't put out again, it's our third date. I think I'll just fap off.

by bitofafry November 04, 2013

Fap Sap

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with it.

Not always a sexual act; sometimes its just because your a duche

"So Rachel was being a bitch last night."

"No shit dude what did you do?"
"Gave that bitch a taste of my fap sap

by Erutious and Halegion October 28, 2010

Fap Slap

When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!

by wahsnayr May 11, 2010

Fap Drill

A penis that has been used to break a hymen. Intense masturbation is required prior to insurgency in order to deliver the sharp and streamlined penetration necessary for the successful destruction of the target.

"I lost my virginity to the most magnificent fap drill you could possibly imagine. My hymen didn't stand a chance."

"She sighed and remarked that she was still a virgin, so I reassured her and showed her my enormous fap drill, she felt much better after that."

"We went back to my place and she rode upon my fap drill all through the night."

by Minotawr October 12, 2011

Fap Circle

A fap circle is is when more then three males will make a circle and fap non-stop until jizzing.

Hey jerry, did you hear about that fap circle?
Yeah man, i heard it lasted all night long.

by rusty fapper March 30, 2010

Down To Fap

Unfortunately for many, the feeling of being Down To Fuck is not well received or reciprocated by others. So these people, after lurking the clubs for hours must return home alone and settle for simply being Down To Fap.

(Guy): You look like my next girlfriend ;)

(Girl): Seriously? With pick up lines like that I'm guessing you spend every Saturday night Down To Fap.

by EEXXYY September 25, 2011

Fap Shorts

Fap Shorts, or pants, are pants that are easily brought down to ankle-level for when the wearer needs to fap. Incredibly convenient for a World of Warcraft player. Fap Shorts must have no zipper or anything to delay the lowering of the shorts.

"Mom, have you seen my fap shorts?"

by FapMan815 April 02, 2009