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Brown Curtain 

A sexual act. When a man is engaged in sex in the doggy position, he inserts his penis into her (or his) anus and fucks them until he cums. Then withdrawing his penis and wiping it on her (or his) new light colored curtains. It usually ends with the other partner freaking the fuck out.
Dude, the bitch cheated on me, so I pulled a Brown Curtain on her last night.

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown 

The New Prime Minister of the UK. Given this nickname due to his no-nonsense, get straight to the point style of doing things
Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown is the new PM of the UK

Bobby Brown 

a drug substance that can be snorted or smoked such as cocaine or heroin.
My uncle just got out of rehab for messing with that Bobby Brown for so many years.
Bobby Brown by Nappy Jezus August 31, 2006

Taylor Brown 

BRAVEST MAN ON EARTH AND IN HEAVEN OF ALL TIME. was the bass guitarist of the band turbulance but 3 weeks ago hung himself. was my best friend since the age of 2 years old. got into a drug addiction at the age of 13, got really drunk one time and attempted to rape my other best friend. I, unawheres, went out with him for ages before discovering he was in love with the friend he tried to rape. i dumped him, thinking nothing would come of it. so he went after my friend, stalked her for ages, not realising what he was doing because he wasnt sober. he pinned her up against a wall and kissed her, but she had a boyfriend and so punched him and ran for it. she broke Taylors nose. He phones her up later that week, completely sober, and asked for forgiveness. she said ok. then he made her choose between himself and her boyfriend. she picked her boyfriend, so taylor got drunk and killed himself. my friend blames herself. if your out there missing a loved one here this; dont start crying coz you miss them. dont think you can feel so sorry for yourself just coz your friend our your mum died or whatever. my friend has to live her life knowing she could have saved taylors life that night. shes carrying on, so can you. lifes tough, so get used to it.
Me; are you ok?
my friend; yes (sobs)
Me; look, its not your fault ok?
my friend; (cries loads) i miss him, i miss taylor brown
Me; so do I

dont think your grieving just coz you lost a loved one. imagin if it was you who could have saved taylors life that night

Brown 25 

Matter Exacted from Something. Resembles excrement. As made famous in Kentucky Fried Movie.
Look at the pile of Brown 25 coming out of that machine
Brown 25 by Lord Kick In The Butt October 17, 2010