Man Porridge

Man porridge or spunk/cum is the wholesome goodness of the male ball sack. When a man ejaculates 'man porridge' shoots out of the japs eye and into any direction the wang is pointing.

Alan gave Andrew so much Man Porridge that he was full up for days....man he made him swallow the lot!

by CaptainDoggyStyle March 8, 2012

Carrot man

A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.

Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeoneelse October 16, 2008

The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!

by ajizzleforizzle October 14, 2011

man fizz

Jizz, cum, man sauce, white stuff, man milk, baby paste, semen, devil juice, stinking man glue, snail trail, sextoplasm (don't cross the streams), penis paint, salty mouth wash, Mayonnaise, cock tears, Every fast food industries favourite ingredient.

"Your mother guzzles my man fizz on weekends"

by CS4L February 27, 2009

Man Sitting

When a group of people sit an unnecessary amount of people on one side of the booth when there is obvious space around the table.

Why dont you come sit on this side of the table so we can be man sitting to watch the game

by Joe tarantino June 4, 2011

Man-Chunk

a man that has a huge amount of fat, that his man tits jiggle.

Eric is so fat he is a Man-Chunk

by Jessica Diebel February 23, 2008

Blue Man

1. You get together with a few of your close buddies. Make sure the weathers cold outside. Ex -15C or colder.

2. You strip down naked.
3. You all find piles of snow and lay in it.
4. First out of the snow loses.
5. If you lose your buddies get to grab a piece of bark, and shave the skin off your penis.

Ex. Wanna go play Blue Man this weekend?

by kronked April 15, 2019