penis absenthia

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo

Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.

Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?

by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023

Penis

A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.

He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.

by Pycho Dick Blower March 15, 2023

penis

penis? the thing i jerk off to grandmas.

i just jacked off my big penis

by zalismommy July 24, 2022

Penis

a long dangling object in between a man's legs that william strader doesn't have

Wow, that nigga hausman got no dick!

Look at my penis.

by westonthegangster999 October 7, 2021

penis genuis

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia

I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis

by Bush breath January 14, 2021

penis

Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary

Hey Dave I'm going to write penis into urban dictionary its going to be so funny

by unslim shady or lil whale February 23, 2022