A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used jokingly in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye vs. New Kanye". New Doofy always has money, class, impeccable style and is well-liked.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
Get the New Doofymug. the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
by nj lover July 2, 2023
Get the New Jersey Hot Platemug. The new world order interference with nature.. Sky trails new precipitation.. forest fires new soil.. we are acclimating to a new terrarium new earth.. good luck ✌️
by Toad#76 April 18, 2024
Get the terrarium new earthmug. by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022
Get the new mexicomug. 
When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. Type a new word. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Mikey736 March 31, 2022
Get the New Wordmug.