threesome chicken 

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.

"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."

threesome chicken by thrash gordon March 2, 2014

the chicken man cometh 

When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.

"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.

the chicken man cometh by Nygoutlaw March 5, 2014

sweaty chicken legs

When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking

Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs

sweaty chicken legs by sexyass22 April 26, 2014

Freezing Chicken 

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.

Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"

Freezing Chicken by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014

Shit-Chicken 

A girl that is not good looking, but you have no other options if you want to get laid that night

Yeah man, I can't do anything tonight, I have this shit-chicken coming over later on

Shit-Chicken by Lopez219 March 27, 2015

Fiery Chicken 

It's when the male pours gasoline onto his penis and lights the gasoline on fire. Then he swiftly penetrates the woman's vagina or bootyhole to extinguish the flames.

Jim looked at Jill and he said, "I want to do the fiery chicken with you." He went into the garage to get the gasoline.

Fiery Chicken by Deez nuts 69696969696966696969 May 24, 2015

mullet chicken 

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.

We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?

mullet chicken by duudebra August 9, 2015