turjey fart

A MOTHERFUCKING SHITFACE OF A PERSON

mARK WAS SUCH TURJEY FART

by MARKFASHFQEOIRUGH December 1, 2017

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

Farts

They're delicious.

"Damn, that's some musical farts!"

by LowBitrateSeizure April 22, 2023

Fart

When your ass relieves a gust of wind from which comes from your poop tubes.

Alex farted so loud it stunk up the whole house and everyone had to evacuate

by Mattroop420 November 24, 2015

Pussy Fart

When used as an adjective:

Something to call a friend or person that is avoiding speaking the truth because of a fear.

A Word to describe someone that is fearful of moving forward in life. Mainly attributed to ones fear of an outcome in their life or worst case scenario.

A term normally used to describe a female body flatulence. In other cases makes a great way to describe a person being weak and or scared to execute their wishes due to the triggering and embarrassing nature of the words origins.

Mike: My Girlfriend sucks and she is annoying me and I don't dare tell her how I feel.

Friend: Stop being such a F%$@# Pussy Fart and tell her how you feel. You will never get anywhere in life not telling her the truth.

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Mike: "That girl is hot"

Friend: "Stop being such a F%$@# Pussy Fart and go talk to her"

by L0rdCheese October 14, 2022

Brain fart

When theres too much misunderstanding in the mind about something.

Bro i had a brain fart during the whole lecture.

by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025

Phantom fart

phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus

You: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart
Friend: *proceeds to touch your butt*
You: *fart*

by Aidanevansyt May 17, 2022