Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.

I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.

by Impala_067 February 16, 2021

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024

Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022

fart

smelly but yummy

i farted in jakes orange juice

by farting is 79 February 23, 2022

pussy dick fart

when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy

pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Fart

A trumpet announcing the arrival of captive shit.

Did you just fart?

by IndiaGulf June 13, 2018

fart baggin

Farting while tea baggin

"I am fart baggin your face!"

by the P.L.K. November 21, 2011