Occur

the act of something happening
"hey matt whats going to occur"
"alert the occurrence is starting

"hey matt whats going to occur"
"alert the occurrence is starting"- see "alert" for further reffrence

by [CSP]TRIPZ July 29, 2006

occurances

Occurences spelt by a moron.

Oh my God. How many OCCURANCES!?

by Shaun Collier April 24, 2006

Then a miracle occurs

The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.

Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."

by PsychoPuppyDad August 04, 2010

Poo occurs

Nice way of saying shit happens.

Oh well, poo occurs.

by philou April 26, 2012

feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

What’s Occurring

A Welsh way to say “What’s Happening”, this is often used in the British TV Series “Gavin and Stacey”

What’s Occurring today en pal

by MrShagALottaSheep March 31, 2020

Natural Occurence

A disaster that can happen anywear and at anytime.

Natural Occurences eg. Volcano,Tidle wave, Tsunamis,thunder storms, Volcanic Eruptions etc.

by Jazz!! October 09, 2008