zero tolerance policy

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.

Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.

by ornev April 7, 2021

Zeroed Out

The result of an event of series of events which has stripped a man of everything he valued.

While this can be the result of many things, it is most often the result of divorce, as family courts are infamously biased against men, where all it takes is a few small lies and a man loses his children, home, assets, income, dignity, friends, family, and sense of purpose.

Dude, did you hear about Mike!?

He got zeroed out by his ex-wife. He had to move in with his dad.

by Yeah_Nope January 10, 2023

From Zero to DeNiro

adj: when a person flies off the handle suddenly without reasonable provocation.

When I told her there'd be a 15% restocking fee, she went from zero to DeNiro!

by Landru428 January 21, 2011

dark zero

Something ominous but is nothing at the same time.

It seem to me it is a dark zero.

by Robsarmpit February 1, 2017

Day Zero

Day Zero /dā/zēˌrō/
The day all your debts are paid and you have a lifetime of fuck everyone money to do whatever with whatever you choose.

On my Day Zero I will buy a sailboat, get back at my ex, have the party of the century, and change the world .

by Dr Neurohacker November 25, 2019

Zero

A useless, unsuccessful, idiotic person. These people are increasing in the population every day.

Man that guy is such a fucking zero.

by Broken_the_Chains July 31, 2006

Zerolation

The excitement someone feels when they come across something new to them about the number zero, be it a numerical property, puzzle, tidbit, or joke.

Bob’s zerolation upon learning that businesses lose tens of millions of dollars every year because of people’s zerofusion to distinguish between the digit 0 and the letter O lasted a mere few seconds.

by MathPlus September 13, 2018