Tactical Wank

Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.

I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.

by I P4P4MURF I March 1, 2011

tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace

"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Danger Wank

Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.

danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"

by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

Famine wank

it's a wank after you've been deprived of a wank or sex for an extended period of time

I starved myself from wanking for a week and had an unbelievable famine wank last night

by Rial-toes March 15, 2009

Stanky Wank

When you shit on a dude's dick and then wank him off gettin the smell everywhere.

That bitch smells like she just gave a Stanky Wank.

by Stenkmeister December 17, 2009

Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

binge wanking

When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.

Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"

by Mers1 October 13, 2008