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Tactical Wank

Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.
I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.
by I P4P4MURF I March 1, 2011
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tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace
"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Danger Wank

Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
by Corey Martin January 16, 2007
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Famine wank

it's a wank after you've been deprived of a wank or sex for an extended period of time
I starved myself from wanking for a week and had an unbelievable famine wank last night
by Rial-toes March 15, 2009
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wink wank

The act of attempting to lure a member of the opposite sex through online flirting (winking) to observe oneself masterbating (wanking) on a public webcam. While conceivably possible for both males and females, this typically refers to men in chat rooms who, being unable to touch a vagina through normal channels, beg, bargain, and plead with women to watch them jerk off. The worst fear (and incidentally most likely outcome) of wink wankers is to be observed by gay men due to latent homophobia and small reserves of self confidence.
69U_know_u_wantthis69: show for the ladies here, no dudes! hey ginger, what's your ychat????

|x|Ginger|x|: read the rules, asshole! no wink wanking in here!!!
by bastiat May 23, 2009
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binge wanking

When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.
Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"
by Mers1 October 13, 2008
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wank chart

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank
Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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