Greed Truck

An excessively large, loud, lifted, or otherwise unnecessarily obnoxious truck, usually found in the southeastern United States and predominantly owned by white men with small penises.

Guy1: Geez what a greed truck..
Guy2: Yeah I know, annoying as shit.
Guy3: Our neighborhoods full of them.
Guy3: Soo greedy..

by SHAD0WZOMBIE July 1, 2020

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Truck Dragon

A dragon that rides in the back of your pick-up truck and smites thy enemies. Can be a noun or a verb.

Those nazi punks tried to fight us, so I had to release my truck dragon on them. They tis no more! They are now so wickedly smote bro!

by Hank Biscuits, LLC January 27, 2023

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Bendy Trucks

Them ladder trucks that steer from both ends. Engineer up front and a dumb fireman in the back.

Cheyne: Hey Kip thats a big mid mount aerial!

Kip: Naw dummy... that's one of them bendy trucks that steers from both ends

by simpleton firemen March 15, 2021

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Gump Truck

Short Bus

Esther and Hank wore their helmets and double seat buckles on the gump truck ride to school this morning.

by Bobberino9999 December 24, 2010

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THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.

Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....

by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019

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