guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh October 25, 2015

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Space Truck

Being completely biased against people

aw shit, he just space trucked jones!

by anarchy morty June 8, 2019

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Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done.

Someone on the inside

Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week

by Breaking dancing on cardboard June 10, 2019

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THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.

Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....

by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019

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Truck Stuck

When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.

I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬

by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019

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Brody's truck

The epitome of a teenage boy's perfect truck. Beat to hell, and clapped out. It has that good ol' 7.3 Powerstroke. Something you know is a POS but you love it anyway.

Did you see Brody's truck? Yea. Maybe he's compensating for something.

by bigrig73606467 May 2, 2019

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