slender weiner

A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.

Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!

Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.

by JDUB59 July 12, 2023

Weiner man

A male that is very attracted to sausage shaped things, like a penis for example.

Josh: Dude whats your obsession with hot dogs?

Josh 2: Nothing much i'm just a Weiner man

by BigRussianBalls42069 October 6, 2021

pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode

Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.

by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009

Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.

I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.

by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025

Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.

Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.

by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020

The Soggy Weiner Game

Similar to the soggy bisquit game. But with women. The first woman get a frozen solid hotdog then masturbates with it to orgasm. Then passes it to the next who does the same. Who ever pulls out the limp weiner (defrosted) must eat it.

Oh man, I heard Cheryl had to eat the weiner after playing The Soggy Weiner Game last night.

by Osiris007 December 26, 2023

weiner

mine is small and i get no bitches

big dick randy gets no bitches with his small weiner

by BIG DICK RANDY993 May 31, 2023