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Mexican Equestrian

When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.

"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."

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A really horrible highschool that doesnt teach you jack shit
Synonym- hoesmount

I went to rosemount highschool, so the teachers are crap and all the girls are hoes

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When you get really horny during the last few months of the year and you need some dick

Dude december is coming up, i need some winter weiner

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