jacob the jewler

a famous jewler located in the diomnd district of new york hes in the game def jam fight for new york. hes known by many rappers because he supplies them with bling

ill take you to the dimond district and introuduce you to jacob- 50 cent from the song get in my car. im going back to cali with my jacob on see how time fly-the game from the song hate it or love it.

by hey what r u eating April 22, 2005

The JFK

A moron that try's to act like a another moron. Kids that have to act rich and big on internet forums to get attention and please there big ego's.


100% fake, but 100% gays.

JFK and black gerbil are batty boys that toss each other off. The sole reason why people are angry in the misc section of HUKD's. Example... black gerbil humps and the JFK (KFC) enjoys the ride.

by Admin of hotukdeals March 13, 2009

The Jungle

The Marin City housing projects where Tupac used to live, and home to 5150, and some fucked up Sheriffs.

Wasulu: You goin to the jungle my nigga?
Sir Wellington: I shant, its pretty fuckin gutta!

by Brotha Dyk Hung November 25, 2006

the jab

Slang for did you get the Covid-19 Vaccine

I finally got the jab yesterday

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 17, 2021

the joy of meaningless studies

What you experience in junior college, community college, and/or beauty school.

"After twelve+ years of elementary-junior-senior-high-school and an exciting job in the lucrative field of fast food preperation, I just can't wait to experience the joy of meaningless studies in junior college!"

by Carl J. Maltese July 16, 2007

The Jordan

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.

"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."

by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

One of the worst bands ever formed in the history of the world.

An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."

Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1

They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.

The Jonas Brothers are the worst band in history.

by greenpeas August 19, 2009