stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.

Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."

by juggalettelex February 24, 2010

stoner dog

It's the playmate of a stoner kitten, it's the one that teaches her everything. Usually has a stoner boner.

Stoner Kitten: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!!!?!?!"
Stoner Dog: "Relaaaax. You just smoke it."
Stoner Kitten: "Ohhhhh. Thanks my dog!"
Stoner Dog: "No worries man."

by katekatter July 27, 2008

stoner boner

getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.

Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner

by themacbleezy December 28, 2010

hard scoper

When you're really good at call of duty, and people get mad. They feel the need to call you something that makes about as much sense as shitting on your dinner. They use the term "hard scoper" because as soon as they watch the killcam, they get ridiculously horny, or hard. This will occasionally be the cause for a premature ejaculation in one's pants.

Kid: WOW! you're such a hard scoper!

"Hard scoper": wait what?, i was using the ballistic knife?

Kid: *moan* aw shiiiiiiiitttttttt.

by Shockey19 June 20, 2011

stoner logic

The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.

Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.

by Doctor Fishopoulis December 13, 2008

Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids

A totally rad blog on tumblr that promotes the smoking of marijuana for medical and recreational use. The owner has made it her goal to help break the stereotypes set by older generations about weed, and those who smoke. It often posts interesting and unique photos that everyone submits.

How do we clean this pipe?" "I don't know. Just go ask the girl from Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids.

by Mary_Jayne January 20, 2011

Stooper

A person of little intelligence, a small brain or a lack of education. A fool, an idiot, a dumb person.

That shopkeeper gave me the wrong chocolate , hes such a stooper

by Deano Milano June 14, 2009