Definitions by Shockey19

hard scoper 

When you're really good at call of duty, and people get mad. They feel the need to call you something that makes about as much sense as shitting on your dinner. They use the term "hard scoper" because as soon as they watch the killcam, they get ridiculously horny, or hard. This will occasionally be the cause for a premature ejaculation in one's pants.

Kid: WOW! you're such a hard scoper!

"Hard scoper": wait what?, i was using the ballistic knife?

Kid: *moan* aw shiiiiiiiitttttttt.

hard scoper by Shockey19 June 20, 2011

g dub 

a teacher, probably speaks german, oddly short, also may be known as g money, very short.

I had german today with the new teacher g dub.

g dub by Shockey19 May 18, 2011

Turkey 

when you sneak up behind someone and shove your fingers between their legs and lift them up.

Man #1: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Man #2: ouch, what the hell?!
Man #1: You've just been turkeyed.

Turkey by Shockey19 May 20, 2010

Gay Nerd Party 

when a bunch of kids get together, move tables together, put tv's and xboxs on them, and play all night.

Must involve at least one gay person, preferably one who has the nickname of flash.

Man: Yo flash, wanna come to our nerd party?
Flash: SURE!
Man: just kidding, we dont want a gay nerd party.

Gay Nerd Party by Shockey19 May 20, 2010