Sloth

Someone who tends to get shot in the head very often. This is usually because that person is very slow, whether it be physically or mentally.

Look at that sloth, LOL.

by ☢_☢ August 14, 2009

sloth

One who loves small boys, especially those at the age of 12.

"Man that sloth sure spends a lot of time volunteering at the daycare."

by Luke January 4, 2005

smooth

Iron. Used to press your clothes.

My baby's mama an I was arguin' and she knocked me aside the head with the smooth. Damn it hurt.

by Teetoms September 23, 2009

Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005

smooth jazz

A metaphorical tub of musical shit.

I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.

by inbe August 17, 2005

slothful

the state of pissing in an empty soda or beer bottle and pouring it down the dorm sink

Bob was pretty slothful during the party last night.

by pwnfuckmissile September 30, 2007

sloth

The coolest character in The Goonies! Sloth is slightly deformed but very loving. His best friend is Chunk (Lawrence) and he enjoys Baby Ruths alot. He is very strong and he quotes the semi-famous line "HEY YOU GUUUYYYYYYYSSSS!"

sloth is awesome, i wish i could wiggle my ears like slot

by GCKA December 6, 2003