Simon

Danish Boi, NASCAR and F1 fan, Lover of Callum Illott and other things, fan of cars, user of twitter, discord and Instagram. Good mate and former LTN Stan

Simon is a really great friend :)

by racingflxmes October 25, 2020

Simon

He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard

Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard

by Yessir80 November 23, 2021

Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.

Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

And Simon

Shout b

Who's going out?
Jake, Gravy, Holland, Chinese, Crab, Surge
and Simon

by and Simon March 10, 2020

Jean-Simon

A person called Jean-Simon is a French Canadian that loves Grammar.

It's 'their' not 'they're'. You're being a total Jean-Simon.

by Patate Molle May 27, 2022

simon

1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.

2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others

1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!

by AntiSimon2 August 11, 2010

Simon Jung

See William Hung.

Damn, that guy sings like Simon Jung!

by Owen April 2, 2004