Seal Hunter

Getting a female to masterbate then clubbing her in the back of the head with a heavy object

"Did you hear about Josh and his gf last night?"
Yeah, I heard he gave her a Seal Hunter and knocked her out cold for 2 hours

by pumpkintaco2 October 31, 2009

Wet Seal

When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.

The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.

Oh man. Did you see that epic wet seal Job pulled last night?

by Jac/k/al October 29, 2014

Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

Slippery Seal

Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD

Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?

by dj-fiddler McFlux November 16, 2009

seatle business suit

entire suit of corduroy, including pants, shirt, and perhaps jacket

Hey, you're seattle business suit is totally rad, lets go play some hacky sack in the rain?

by me September 25, 2003

seal of approval

To nut on a girl's face then proceed to slap her with one dick on the same spot to create a imprint which is the seal of approval

kary, "last night i gave jenny my seal of approval"

adrian, "how"

kary, "I nutted on her face and slapped her in the face with my dick"

adrian, "Nice"

by Nimare June 10, 2010

sealing the envolope

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.

My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.

by thomas medina January 17, 2008