Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

All Seeing Eyes

The act of having a woman on top riding a penis while having googly eyes taped to her nipples.

Last night Carol used her All Seeing Eyes on me!

by WhyExisting May 3, 2023

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023

All Seeing Eye

Pirgin

The pirgin emitted visual energy in late 2016 that goes backwards and forwards in time, becoming the all seeing eye. He’s (it’s) going to hell.

by GarnGarn June 25, 2023

Attention seeking

HE'S the one attention seeking! Now LOOK AT ME! You have to give ME the attention that HE wants or HE wins! Now buy my book! It's about how HE'S an attention seeker! I'm the one who should have it!

Attention Seeker "He's attention seeking! Now pay attention to me! And buy my book!"

by Hym Iam November 29, 2023

gay seeking

Reaching for characters being gay, when clearly they are not.

Mike: Yo, Spider-Man is totally gay.
Joe: Bro. You're *gay seeking.*

by real_pseudonym April 8, 2024