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Someone who has never watched porn before

Hey guys guess what? (Guys) What? IM NOT A PIRGIN ANYMORE

Pirgin by SoapyShower May 26, 2015

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Pirgin

A male virgin, usually 18-25 years old who contributes NOTHING to society yet expects everything in return, then gets bitter and resentful when he doesn't get it. Usually has a weird looking nose, sadness in his eyes, underbite and a wide array of mental illnesses that make it easy for him to delude himself it's somehow "society's fault" or "women's fault" that he isn't getting laid.

Yeah I know that Pirgin he's a total loser

Pirgin by Chormeow June 3, 2019

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Pirgin

Cooked and slandered terrorist who ended up on symbols through time (A.S.E.)

Whoa, did you see the pirgin's energy blast on Blossom Avenue in late 2016? That visual energy is indestructible!

Pirgin by GarnGarn June 25, 2023

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porginho

a penalty merchant who somehow placed top 3 in last years balon d’or voting.

I could easily save porginho penalties.

porginho by Penaldo is finished February 27, 2022

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Slim Piggins

The options of fat girls at the bar during last call

Guy 1: yo man you taking anyone home?
Guy 2: idk man, its slim Piggins

Slim Piggins by Wmgjt October 17, 2016

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Pirin Tablets

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Pirin Tablets by salsashark914 July 1, 2012

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Purginity

N. : The act of losing the purity your eyes have due to porn or other unclean images seen on tv, movies, internet, etc. that results in the loss of the pure eyes of a male or female.

Jenna: Ellie I just lost my purginity!
Ellie: Why? What happened?
Jenna: James sent me a picture of his tatas!

Ellie: Let me see! I lost my purginity years ago on this sketchy website.

Purginity by TheBruck99 June 9, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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