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Someone who has never watched porn before
Hey guys guess what? (Guys) What? IM NOT A PIRGIN ANYMORE
Pirgin by SoapyShower May 26, 2015
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A male virgin, usually 18-25 years old who contributes NOTHING to society yet expects everything in return, then gets bitter and resentful when he doesn't get it. Usually has a weird looking nose, sadness in his eyes, underbite and a wide array of mental illnesses that make it easy for him to delude himself it's somehow "society's fault" or "women's fault" that he isn't getting laid.
Yeah I know that Pirgin he's a total loser
Pirgin by Chormeow June 3, 2019
Related Words
Pirgin Piggin pinging pigging Pidgin Pigging out pergina Pirding Pirin Pirmin
Cooked and slandered terrorist who ended up on symbols through time (A.S.E.)
Whoa, did you see the pirgin's energy blast on Blossom Avenue in late 2016? That visual energy is indestructible!
Pirgin by GarnGarn June 25, 2023
a penalty merchant who somehow placed top 3 in last years balon d’or voting.
I could easily save porginho penalties.
porginho by Penaldo is finished February 27, 2022

Slim Piggins 

The options of fat girls at the bar during last call
Guy 1: yo man you taking anyone home?
Guy 2: idk man, its slim Piggins
Slim Piggins by Wmgjt October 17, 2016

Pirin Tablets 

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.
Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Purginity 

N. : The act of losing the purity your eyes have due to porn or other unclean images seen on tv, movies, internet, etc. that results in the loss of the pure eyes of a male or female.
Jenna: Ellie I just lost my purginity!
Ellie: Why? What happened?
Jenna: James sent me a picture of his tatas!

Ellie: Let me see! I lost my purginity years ago on this sketchy website.
Purginity by TheBruck99 June 9, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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