Schmengle

Ben nuttal

Ben nutall is such a schmengle

by CallMeBraindead August 28, 2022

Schlongle

Getting railed by a man with a substantially sized Schlong, hence, Schlongle

Kelly: I got schlongled so hard last night, I can't feel my legs!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!

by Stalin be balin February 7, 2023

schlong

dick

he has a massive schlong

by ehaidva May 1, 2023

schlöng

The schlöng (common name) : The schlöng is a type of silly stupid person that makes a lot of mistake without knowing fear or shame. The schlong is always having fun, whether of himself or the others. The schlong has very deep introspection that can never be expressed, that's why its braincells would stink like death if it were to be extract from him/her. The smell is unimanigable.

To schlöng (verb) : to stink from the inside.

The schlong him/herself : Do you want to play ping pong ?
A friend : No, because you're schlönging.

by Anne Thon May 9, 2023

Schlongaurant

SCHLONGAURANT. A public establishment where meales are served by handsome and scanty-dressed waiters to paying female customers.

"I want to go to a schlongaurant. Any ideas?"
"Yea, lets go to Talkywackers and get a short rib sandwich."

by Mozart72 May 31, 2023

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023

schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023