schlong

a massive wet penis that cums in your mum

ooooo that schlong is massive

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

schingleheimen male

A true male above all. Does not care for others and will make anyone around him cum their pants instantly.

Beta 1: What is that?
Beta 2: It's a schingleheimen male! *jizzes pants*

by Grind God October 16, 2021

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng

Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole

W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging

by C00l_D00D69 February 10, 2022

schlinkuu

The sound an erect penis makes when it is hastily released from pants

Boy: I don't think you ready for this
Girl:Boy stop playin
*SCHLINKUU*
Girl: 0_0

by iykmyk May 21, 2022

Schliggle

A gay furry

That schliggle over there won’t keep his hands off me.

by schliggle beater June 18, 2022

Schlong

Big massive cock of godly proportions

She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!

by tpulley1966 June 27, 2022

Schlongbomb

When you put a confetti bomb in your foreskin and ignite it

"I drugged my father and did a schlongbomb on him"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 15, 2022