Royal Ream

a graciously intense fuck fit for a king.

Shawn gave Sara the royal ream as soon as she walked in the door.

by Flynsaucr October 7, 2008

Royal Wedding

Simply say these two words to a British person and they will either pee themself or pass out from excitement.

"Did you hear about Prince William marrying Kate Middleton? It's gonna be an awesome Royal Wedding!"

"OH EM GEE" *faint*

by Frithdog May 8, 2011

battle royale

a kind of muffin sold in sparducks made of flowers. very common breakfast for antarticans. comes in many flavors.

ARTSCIs: "wow, battle royale is so good! i wanna eat it all the time!"
SCI '09: "get the fuck outta Queen's."

by confucius December 28, 2005

Royal Flush

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

by Calico August 5, 2007

royal consort

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters

King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny

by Chauvinisticbastard December 3, 2021

Royal Dutchie

The Best Marijuana weed smoked out of a bowl, bong, blunt, wrap, joint, eg.

Yo man, I got that Royal Dutchie.

by ImAStar May 9, 2015

the royal we

A must to avoid. Use the editorial we, if necessary, but only if absolutely necessary.

We live in a democratic society

by big foot mae June 9, 2004