confucius's definitions

Moslerism

N. A completely self centered , ignorant or irrational view on career, education, politics, religion, or economics.

N. A plan not well thought out, researched, or credible.

Quit throwing all of those moslerisms at me during happy hour.

by Confucius June 6, 2015

battle royale

a kind of muffin sold in sparducks made of flowers. very common breakfast for antarticans. comes in many flavors.

ARTSCIs: "wow, battle royale is so good! i wanna eat it all the time!"
SCI '09: "get the fuck outta Queen's."

by confucius December 28, 2005

Freddy vs Jason

Black girl dies in movie. End of story.

Oh, and both Freddy and Jason spend time bonding with each other after many beers.

by Confucius September 20, 2003

Tensure

An intellectually disabled person who exhibits extraordinary ability in a highly specialized area, such as video games or self gratification.

That guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time but sometimes I think he is a Tensure.

by Confucius November 3, 2003

poppy

Pretty flower make drug that gives happy thoughts.

Underestimate not the power of the poppy.

by Confucius August 25, 2003

solid edge

a popular soft drink sold in tom houton's. usually costs about 10.99 to 19.99 antartica dollars.

ARTSCIs: "yo this solid edge shit is good drink yo"
SCI '09: "get the fuck outta Queen's"

by confucius December 28, 2005