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cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!
My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?
by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022
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samurai ranch cock

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!
by big dick kai February 21, 2022
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heavy ranch

girl you dont even know i was with jimmy last night and he had that heavy ranch
by bmikers February 22, 2022
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Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.
Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022
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Ranched

To fuck someone over by intentionally getting ranch on their clothes.
Man, did you see how James ranched Robert the other day?
by UnfortunatelyRanched March 7, 2022
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ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.
by PresidentMarena August 9, 2021
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Hidden valley ranch

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store
by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021
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