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ranch metaphor

when youtuber daniel howell from dan and phil compared himself and other youtuber amazingphil to ranch during their second "massive pizza mukbang". he said that they were put on earth for the sole purpose of finding each other, just as the ingredients of ranch were put on earth for the sole purpose of creating ranch.
We were meant to find each other and create something beautiful, just like the ingredients of ranch.

We're totally a ranch metaphor.
by jayjaylolllll July 19, 2025
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Dick Ranch

My dick ranch got all on her face!
by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021
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Dab of ranch

When at a social party (where drinking is present) an unattended drink is ejaculated in. When the owner of said “drink” returns, the cummer watches from a distance as the victim drinks from the glass.
MAYNE I WAS TANYAS AND SAW DAVID GIVE CHARLIE A DAB OF RANCH.
by BangLocalCheeseburgers January 9, 2024
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Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud
"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "
by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021
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Cadillac Ranch Creations

Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)
Cadillac Ranch Creations boutique Cadillac Ranch fashionista rockin' blingy greatest fabulous custom friendly Anita awesome funky Creations famous laid back haute couture chic sassy classy diva
by Groovy Granny March 23, 2011
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Ranch it

To go all in, fully commit, or dive headfirst into something with zero hesitation. No fear, no second-guessing—just full send
Oh yeah im abt to ranch it

He wasn’t sure about skydiving at first, but then he just ranched it

Ant no way, he really ranched it
by kenzeeebo March 25, 2025
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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