aqua queer

Ah, the aqua queer is a majestic but deadly creature. Thriving in the pacific and Indian oceans it tracks down prey using its hypersensitive butt-hole which is so loose it can be compared to a wizards sleeve. Upon finding its prey it fires a harpoon like shlong up the prey's ass and or mouth. This process is excruciatingly painful as the shlong flings out serrated barbs into the victim who is soon dissolved by the aqua queers acidic semen into a nutritious soup.

Dave: Holy fuck did you see the size of that aqua queer?
Cornelius: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY ASSHOLE!
Dave: Oh my god, CORNELIUS NOOO!
Cornelius: .......................................

by lonelypenguins December 2, 2013

queer theory

The theory that hates on gender roles and gender identity. The "queer" or "strange" people are awesome. Also, heteronormativity is really bad because society has developed a "norm" that they are superior, so the idea that we need to prevent death or extinction is bad because it ignores that gays and lesbians cannot reproduce. A lot of Queer Theory's credentials go Lee Edelman.

I read the Queer Theory kritik in debate today.

Oh what is that?

Why straight people suck and gender roles are Satan.

by Megleficent June 25, 2014

Queers for Palestine

An organization that doesn't even know what they stand for; Selfish LGBTQ people who are okay with other LGBTQ people being killed so they can post about their "activism" on Instagram.

Friend A: Did you see that Queers for Palestine rally?
Friend B: No, but I saw queers IN Palestine being publicly beaten on the news!

by bear-jew brain smasher 420 September 16, 2020

queer banger

a girl who goes out with a gay man

Candice is such a queer banger. she is dating that fag Ben.

by jake123 July 23, 2008

beer queer

That guy who is drunk and starts making gay jokes about each other, either male or female

Random #1"Man you look fucking ripped today, wanna makeout?"

Random #2"Don't turn into a beer queer man"

by Penny89 November 15, 2009

snow queer

Gay black man that only has sex with white gay men.

Snow queer? Bwa-Haha!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Queer Rave

When a couple of guys get together and get their mosh on in a dark confined space, resulting in them getting quite sweaty and possibly taking their clothes off

Yeah sure man lets just wack some lamb of god out and have a queer rave!

by judgiie August 15, 2010