Pseudophilassity

Derived from the greek roots "pseudo" and "phil". Pseudo meaning false, and phil meaning love. Pseudophilassity is a condition in which someone unexpectedly grows affectionate towards a person they hate (typically an ass/asshole, hence the "-ass-" in Pseudophilassity). The stages of Pseudophilassity Include:

Stage 1: You recognize that you have a searing hatred for the person, yet you feel the need to talk to them, and can associate your feelings for them closely to the effects an addict exhibits.

Stage 2: They begin conversations with you, followed by many insults, using your reactions as entertainment before impolitely asking that you leave.

Stage 3: At this stage, the illness has progressed to an irrevocable level. You can't deny that you have affectionate feelings for said person, amidst your mingling hatred for them.

Stage 4: You're royally fucked.

Treatments and Cures: There are no known instant cures for Pseudophilassity. After some time, the body's defenses will overcome the illness, although moving to a different continent may in some cases help the healing process.

Anna: Ugh, I can't stand him, yet I HAVE to talk to him. I don't know why!
Mary: Oh no, Anna, I think you have Pseudophilassity!!
Anna: Fuck my life.
Mary: Welcome to my world.

by Violent Kiss August 13, 2009

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pseudolicious

Something that one of your friends says will be awesome, but actually sucks.

Friend: Hey, you should get a Zune, they're da bomb!!
You: Ok.

You: This Zune sucks! It's pseudolicious!
Friend: Sorry, bro

by DanMonkfish December 12, 2009

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Pseudonymonymer

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Pseudonymonymer: I'm going to call you Onions!

Other guy: But my name is Steve...And I hate onions...

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Pseudonese

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

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PseudOCD

The condition in which you claim to suffer from the serious psychological disorder of OCD, but really you're just slightly more organized than the average human being.

She claims to have OCD about her pens, but I get the feeling it is a case of pseudOCD—given the fact that she is a functioning human being without crippling anxiety over irrational thoughts that have caused her to adopt life-altering rituals to pacify the insatiable fears in her mind.

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Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

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