Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

by Ass-hed January 23, 2009

parachute in

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.

Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.

by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010

paracute

a fart that bubbles out of your ass and makes you feel like you will shit yourself if you follow through with it, of course you follow through with it anyway and then yes you shit yourself but who cares curiosity killed the cat and it mearly fills your pants with shit so who cares your not dead after all!!!!

dude i am so going to blast this paracute out my ass for the good of all mankind!!!

by boxcarbenjamin July 27, 2006

para

is when you have had so much to drink that you feel paraletic

fuck rachel was so para last night, she was off her face

by FOB AT HEART September 22, 2009

Parack

A Party Hack-- water carrier for the Democrat or Republican (or any other useless) political party.

That Limbaugh is such an obvious parack.

by fishmonger fred February 20, 2014

Para

To get angry,or to yell.or to be savage and give no fucks

If I bring a chick to the house,my mum will para.
Tuned fucked a girl in front of his chick...he’s paraing

by Bcube November 2, 2017

Paraa

If you ever come across a Paraa in your life you are so lucky. Paraa is the most weird, intelligent, gleaming, humorous, caring, and beautiful girl you will ever come across. She’s the girl who’s hair is always going to be messy just like her life. She will dance in the rain with you and she’ll make tea for you but, then she’s going to make you laugh so hard you’ll snort the tea right outa your nose. And she’ll be able to tell somethings wrong just by looking at you. Also she will listen and pay attention to you when your talking about the things you love even if she doesn’t love them herself. Paraa’s gonna be the girl who looks like a lazy Sunday afternoon instead of a Friday night. She’s going to be super loyal and she’ll stand up for you. But be careful she has a low self esteem and she’s most likely depressed. But if she trusts you and you do something to lose that you might not be trusted by her ever again. And she’ll stay with you if your crying all night long because there’s nothing you can do to lose her love. She’ll most likely keep her feelings to herself because she’s tired of pouring her heart out to the wrong person. And she’s super emotional when it comes to animals she loves them more than she loves people. But all in all Paraa is an amazing gal you should always keep in your life.

“Omg I started crying in class today” Person 1

“What happened?” Person 2

“Oh Paraa made me laugh so hard we had to move seats” Person 1

“ oh that makes sense h she’s so awesome” Person 2

by Canihaveapeppermint January 21, 2019