penis 

Penis:
-The thing that scares the shit outta you before having sex because you dont know if it's big enough for the girl

-The thing that always makes you ask yourself: "Is it big enough?"

-The only usefull part of a male

-Used for pleasure and sometimes used to give yourslef pleasure

ill always question myself about the size of my penis

penis by Lucas JG April 18, 2006

penis 

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill, wammy, wowaweewa, private, pee pee hole, thingy, private, schniezer, halaluaer

1) wow man thats a schniezer u got there
2) You have a nice, how u say, wowaweewa!
3) Ahh, ya, stick that wammy in me!
4) Man, I wanna be black and have a huge schlong like them
5) My penis is better then yours.

penis by Mourad March 22, 2007

penis 

a word that gay men look up in the urban dictionary

Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?

penis by daman555 May 8, 2010

penis 

A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

penis by ryan April 5, 2004

penis 

Come on, man. If you need a definition for "Penis", you've got serious issues.

Go get a penis you hermaphradite.

penis by Fiyinite7 December 12, 2007

penis 

your thingy

penis <3 vagina

penis by Anonymous August 27, 2003

penis 

the part of your body that give you a pee in the shower as you aim for a shampoo tagret

Do you want to go in the shower and have some sex?
Sure. As long as we can aim at a shampoo target.
Ok.
And pee all over each other and suck each others penis.
Sure! Why Not?

penis by PENISinYOURmouth January 24, 2005