Ostrage

OSTRAGE: noun/adjective, to be in a state of such rage(anger) the equal to the daily rage lvl of a common ostrich

MC: HEY! Man, looks like that guy just took your girl.
DJ: i may not have roidrage, but I do have OSTRAGE. that guys dead.

by xFatetality March 6, 2011

ostr

A wonderful, cool, ostrich-like person who is hated by monkeys because it's so beautiful and cool

"you're such and ostr" "oh please, you're just jealous"

by homesliceeeeee August 22, 2011

ostrower

evil 70 year old history teacher that needs to retire but won't because he likes torturing students.

Why are you being such an Ostrower?

by Franscicle August 8, 2012

Osterduce

Osterducing: The act of ripping of one's genitalia with the use of sharp-barbed tentacles which erupt from one's vagina in a myriad of numbers. Generally the osterducing occurs whenever an adolescent participates in tom foolery and shameful shenanigans. During the excruciating process, some have been known to reach sexual orgasm, blood and semine, among other fluids, dripping from their ripped nethers. Though the supreme court has not technically classified this action as rape, they have classified osterducing as assault and battery. The penalty for osterducing is 3 months in an asylum and 12 months of rehabilitation for the victim. The one who committed the osterducing is protected by the DIO act. (Diplomatic Immunity for Osterducers). Though protestors continually riot over this almost seemingly incredulous act, the supreme court judges refuse to re-examine this case. In an almost poetic sense of the word, they call osterducing a quiet form of vigilante justice to "Shameful Youngsters."

Some of the signs and systems of osterducing are:
1. Screaming while clutching their genitals.

2. Blood and semine dripping on the floor from the ceiling.
3. Frantic cries of: "This is not rape technically but it hurts like a Bitch!"
4. An adult individual with tentacles emerging from their nethers.
5. Suction cup marks on the victims body and or scrotum.

If you know anyone who has been osterduced or is currently being osterduced right now, please call this hotline:

1800-PLZ-HELP

Johnny went around egging elderly neighbor's houses and one of them osterduced him. He doesn't come out of his home or speak anymore. He only screams when someone mentions tentacle hentai.

by Goobypls November 6, 2012

Ostrivoogle

When an ostridge uses Google.

Man, look at that ostridge ostrivoogle on google.

by theostridgeman February 6, 2013

ostrichizing

When boredom gets butthurt over wowmod.

This is proof of the ostrichizing hat occurred.

by Cryptwowmod February 28, 2013

Osterbacking

The act of going too far with something. Usually in a homosexual or awkward sense.

Friend 1: "Yo I'm tryna get this bitch to suck my dick tho !"

Friend 2: "Haha yee I'm boutta hit up Palmela tongiht tho ya feel"

Osterbacker: "I'll just have Grant do that for me!"

......

Everyone at the same time: "Too far Ryan.. always Osterbacking"

by DatAintBigG October 6, 2013