hit the willie on the foreskin

A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.

Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(

hit the willie on the foreskin by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008

Put the jack on the queen 

When the male first encounters intercourse with a female. He puts his dick in her vagina, doing all the work.

Dude, did you put the jack on the queen last night?

Put the jack on the queen by Sexy kittens July 30, 2010

Leaving the bread on the floor 

To avoid/ignore/not notice the main part of a conversation, topic ect.

Originating from presumably by someone putting away shopping, and a loaf of bread falls out the bag and to the floor. But the person does not notice it/ignores it and continues to put away the shopping.

"Don't leave the bread on the floor."

"Well sorry I left the bread on the floor."

"I'm afraid you left the bread on the floor."

"Are you leaving the bread on the floor?"

Leaving the bread on the floor by Nammi-namm January 21, 2012

put the pussy on the chain wax 

to indulge in a session of fucking the pussy, waxing that pussy none stop

Keneth : so dawg wat did u du wen u meet that girl Nikki
Tendai : Man I went home and put the pussy on the chain wax, all night
Keneth : you fucked her all night

put the pussy on the chain wax by afrosam February 11, 2015

Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat 

Something that I made up since I was bored. You randomly say it on conversations, either online or in real life. You can spam the hell outta it whenever you’re bored and/or wanna bother people. Saying it randomly in a real life conversation is just for the fun of it. Use the phrase when needed.

example 1:

“Oh, so then she actua-“

“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:

“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.

“What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked

Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat by Moaning Earrape March 2, 2019

sunburn on the back of the knees 

only people named abby(abelina) can get sunburned on the back of the knees. if you’re not her you’re out of luck.

Abby: “yeah i got sunburned on the back of my knees”
Person: “is getting sunburn on the back of the knees even a thing?!”
Abby: “wait that’s never happened to you before?”

sunburn on the back of the knees by anhhhh April 15, 2022

keep the Benjamin on the wallet 

Save your money, don't spend it for useless things

Instead of buying shiny new phones or cars, why you don't ever think to keep the Benjamin on the wallet?

keep the Benjamin on the wallet by Sir. B September 19, 2021