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Muff-Druff

Dandruff i.e. white flakes of skin on your muff
Urr miss look at her she's got muff-druff
by Nicola1 October 14, 2007
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Jizzer Muff

Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.
Eww hes a jizzer muff.

Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.
by StormSammons August 7, 2009
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Muff Movie

a video you watch for it's showing of muff
I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Muff Ruffle

The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).
Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!
by Stretcher June 27, 2008
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stuff the muff

a game participated by the lucky few, where two or more people stick their love rockets into one lucky lady at the same time so it takes up all the space available inside the carniverous cave that is, the vagina.
Man: Lets play stuff the muff!

Man 2: Yeah!

Woman: Ok, i suppose you did buy me them chewing gums.
by Raaaas May 13, 2008
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Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011
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Blue Muff

A female version of blueballs, When a female gets sexually excited without any sexual contact that night
"I was grinding at the club all night with this guy and he left me with blue muff"
by Hillbilliedeluxe December 16, 2008
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