Mickey Mouse Goal 

A mickey mouse goal is a goal in football that is of the following:

1. Scored against a small team.

2. Tap-in.

3.Penalty.

Oh Look! Penaldo just scored 10 mickey mouse goals against Lithuania Andorra and Luxembourg. Not my Goat!

Mickey Mouse Goal by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

Mickey Mouse streamer 

Quackity is well known as an iPad kid but recently has been found to be a Mickey Mouse streamer.

Quackity: *mickey mouse laugh*
Karl, George and dream: MICKEY MOUSE STREAMER

By: keely

Mickey Mouse streamer by Keelyy April 15, 2021

country mouse 

A country bumpkin who visits a big city.

Look at that country mouse over there, looks like he's never seen a skyscraper before.

country mouse by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

Modest Mouse 

The most awesome band.

Evar.

Joe: Modest Mouse sucks.
Joe's Mom: Modest Mouse is better than you will ever be.
Joe: :'(

Modest Mouse by BamfInACape November 24, 2010

house mouse

A stay at home wife/mom who is responsible for managing everything that makes the household run smoothly.

I am lucky my wife is a house mouse, I am so unorganized that nothing would get done without her.

house mouse by otothebean March 26, 2016

double-click your own mouse 

the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand

Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."

double-click your own mouse by Nick D September 25, 2003

field mouse 

one who is known for frequently having sexual relations with men she has not met before, does not have any leadership skills, is white with unmanageable negro hair, and is often mistaken for a rat

"man stephanie's such a field mouse."

field mouse by iunno January 17, 2008