country mouse

A country bumpkin who visits a big city.

Look at that country mouse over there, looks like he's never seen a skyscraper before.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

Modest Mouse

The most awesome band.

Evar.

Joe: Modest Mouse sucks.
Joe's Mom: Modest Mouse is better than you will ever be.
Joe: :'(

by BamfInACape November 24, 2010

house mouse

A stay at home wife/mom who is responsible for managing everything that makes the household run smoothly.

I am lucky my wife is a house mouse, I am so unorganized that nothing would get done without her.

by otothebean March 26, 2016

double-click your own mouse

the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand

Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."

by Nick D September 25, 2003

field mouse

one who is known for frequently having sexual relations with men she has not met before, does not have any leadership skills, is white with unmanageable negro hair, and is often mistaken for a rat

"man stephanie's such a field mouse."

by iunno January 17, 2008

fadge mouse

A tampon. Particularly the kind with string attached for removal.

Oh no, I've started flowing...do you have a spare fadge mouse?

by J. Myers March 14, 2006

word of mouse

information spread through chat rooms and blogs

Word of mouse told me that Spiderman 3 sucked.

by Russell Wodell May 29, 2007