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McDonalds

1.The All-American place where people get fat(NOT PHAT). 2. The orginazation that EXTREMLY fat(NOT PHAT) people blame their problems on. SEE SUPERSIZE ME
1. Fatty #1: Want to go to McDonalds?
Fatty #2: Yes
Fatty #1+#2: haha Were fat

2. Fatty #1: Why are we so Fat?
Fatty #2: I don't know.
Fatty #1: Let's blame it on McDonalds.
Fatty #2: Okay, I'll get a lawyer.
by Sam April 20, 2005
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McDoogle

Lay off the beer McDoogle
by slipsheet October 31, 2004
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McDonalds

1. A temple for poor and starving students.

2. A company that people like to sue because they lack common sense.
McDonalds is better than the crap they sell at school.
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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Ronald McDonald

A woman's revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly referred to as Red Wings.
To pay Rock back for the Dirty Sanchez, Mona left him with a Ronald McDonald after her went down on her and her "little friend".
by Immodest April 30, 2006
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mcdojo

A (non-existant) martial arts school that serves french fries with its monthly bill, but more commonly known as such:

A Martial arts school which has a Korean/asian flag and an american flag, many mirrors, teaches preschoolers, black belt status awarded in approximately 2 years.

Usually associated with Tae Kwon Do(n't) and Karate.

Usually costs egregious ammounts and says it is for 'self-defense' (but it is not useful ina street fight)
So I walked into this mcdojo and utterly owned their sensai (his name was Jeff) with my Wing Chun.

OR

"I do fry kwon do!"
by Pseudonym October 19, 2004
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Fisty McDonkey Punch

When a woman with sizable hands, like that of the hammer of Thor, uses them to deal irreparable damage to her partner's colon. While in the act of fisting her partner, the woman donkey punches her partner in the side, causing the partner to scream. When this occurs, the woman shoves a McChicken into the open mouth.
I was hungry AND horny last night. It was a good thing she have me the old Fisty McDonkey Punch.
by The REAL McDonkey Punch June 6, 2011
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mcdonalds

Granted, the food is absolute shit... But it's still GOOD shit! Maaan, gotta love them double cheeseburgers...
I eat McDonald's all the time, yet I haven't ended up all fat-fat-fattie like the obese American and British fuckers. Suck aWn that, fat-asses!
by Mika June 18, 2004
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