"A Japanese guy I know makes his living planning weddings. There is something creepy about him. My friend said he looked like he wanted to rape you with his eyes. He is a raving queer."
"Sounds like a right Gay-Lo"
"That's not all, there is something seriously wrong with the way he speaks, it sounds like he permanently has a mouthful of semen"
Post-Lopez. Jennifer Lopez claimed that being "for real" was like breathing for her and that she was still "Jenny from the Block".
Considering she is the least grounded person since Yuri Gagarin, it is somewhat a surprise that even though everyone knew this, they STILL lapped it up.
David Blaine is radically Po-Lo in the scale of his attempts to turn pure shit into gold.