king kong dong

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

Donkey konga

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

kone

One who enjoys the consumption of small animals, typically domestic, regardless of the moral and ethical consequences.

Dude have you seen my poodle? I posted reward signs all over the place... that kone must have eaten her for lunch!

by Puffy January 14, 2004

kangen waters

They are ionized alkaline and acidic waters produced through electrolysis. The Enagic water machine produces these waters. These waters can be used for various purposes, including drinking, cooking, beauty, and cleaning. "Kangen" means 'return to origin' in Japanese, and that is exactly what this extraordinary water does for your body.

I use and drink Kangen waters
With a pH of 8.5-9.5, this type of water is perfect for drinking and healthy cooking. It works to restore your body to a more alkaline state, which optimizes health.
Strong kangen alkaline water pH of 9.5
kangen alkaline water pH of 9.0
Neutral alkaline water pH of 8.5
Acidic water
Strong acidic water

by "I AM" miss Gale February 18, 2011

Kongo

a hungry woman for sex(Ruth)

Ashleigh and ruth

by Brent November 19, 2003

Donkey Konger

At the point af male ejaculation, during oral sex, the recipient must Lock fingers and hammer -hit the top of the givers' head to force semen to shoot out of their nose

French whores love the Donkey Konger...

by J.T. Hill June 22, 2009

kingersplash

the illest motha fucka this side of the mississippi he beats people up just b/c he feels like it, he slaps people with meat, but i have to agree he isn't to good with the ladies.... and oh yeah he is really good at writing hit records for example the pregnant girl song, Lil Jimmy crapped his pants, A.I.D.S.

yo did u see kingersplash the otehr day run over that alligator in his jeep

by kinger splash February 22, 2005