Kongel

The greatest insult know to man. Basically the worst thing you can be; the lowest form of mankind.

That guy who spilled all of the tea is acting like a real kongel!

by TitanKing2012 May 27, 2010

KAngel

Come and worship KAngel…

Person 1: Omg have you heard of OMGKawaiiAngel?!?!?!? Aka KAngel!!!
Person 2: Thats a mentally ill girl in a wig

Person 1: we do not care

by Free Bitchtit July 11, 2022

Kangel

A ship that involves Kimberly and angel. And is the best couple

Hey what is your ship name kimbery ? My bf is named Angel so Kangel

by Desktopalri March 9, 2021

kongalingus

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.

Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!

by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010

Kongkling

A person who is SUPER extraordniary annoying and bitchy. They just piss you off, and make you wish they were just a stain on the carpet.

Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”

by hedobekindafreshdoe August 26, 2019

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

by anal shah January 3, 2009

Kongoloid

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.

Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.

by seabrook February 25, 2011