Kongel
Kongel by TitanKing2012 May 27, 2010
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KAngel
Person 1: Omg have you heard of OMGKawaiiAngel?!?!?!? Aka KAngel!!!
Person 2: Thats a mentally ill girl in a wig
Person 1: we do not care
Person 2: Thats a mentally ill girl in a wig
Person 1: we do not care
KAngel by Free Bitchtit July 11, 2022
Kangel
Kangel by Desktopalri March 9, 2021
kongalingus
When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010
Kongkling
A person who is SUPER extraordniary annoying and bitchy. They just piss you off, and make you wish they were just a stain on the carpet.
Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
Kongkling by hedobekindafreshdoe August 26, 2019
donkey konged
Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.
Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
donkey konged by anal shah January 3, 2009
Kongoloid
A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.
Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.
You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.
Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.
Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
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