n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation
"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation
"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
by Sean KF September 25, 2007
His gayness is the very culmination of his being
by Buds titson November 03, 2016
by jarrodlee123 December 07, 2004
Possibly, and most "likely," the drippiest person on earth, Also known previously as, "Big John," "Drippy Licky Sticky Thicky Grippy John." He's probably one of the, and most definitely, the nicest person on the planet. Visit our website, drippyjohn.godaddysites.com , , , Copyright 2022, All rights reserved to "Drippy John."
"Have you ever met Drippy John?"
"No, who's that?"
"Wow you're a fucking loser if you haven't met Drippy Grippy John."
"No, who's that?"
"Wow you're a fucking loser if you haven't met Drippy Grippy John."
by Sat_rday September 09, 2022
As the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for Widespread Panic, John Bell, a.k.a. JB, is the quintessential embodiment of whiskey drinkin’ southern charm with a hint of raspy goodness. Seeing JB on stage without his guitar is like seeing someone on a nude beach for the first time; they just don’t know what to do with their hands.
by WSMFP! January 12, 2020
john deacon is the bassist form the band queen. he has written bops such as “I want to break free”, “you’re my best friend” and more
he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life
he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands
he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life
he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands
by reddiepotato February 23, 2019
A short, buglike person that looks innocent, but can't be trusted. Cheats on girls. Calls girlfriend ugly, and other harsh words behind her back. Lies. And is the devil in disguise.
John Arndt makes me gag.
by jdjdudirfbhdfh January 22, 2017