Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination

Abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.

Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

by Mattbat September 25, 2010

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Jeffery Low

Biggest fuck to ever live

That guy who just said 1+1=9 is a Jeffery Low

by chickmunk the hufflepuff October 26, 2011

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Jeffed Up

The act of making poor life-altering decisions while under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol.

So I was blackout in Western last week right, next thing you know I Jeffed Up and spent $87 on Jägerbombs because they were $1.50 each.

by CaptainFatArms March 8, 2014

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jeffim

Jeffim is a funny arse in the face of adversity. When in the throws of everyday living and boredom, Jeffim will lift the mood to pranks and laughs without thinking. He's an automatic crowd pleaser and knows how to move! Only be warned that if you let him drink, danger lurks... Mostly for him!

Girl: "I can't believe how hilarious this guy is, who is he?"
Friend: "Oh that's just Jeffim!"
Girl: "That's hot! Is he always like this?"
Friend: "Pretty much, worse when he drinks..."
Girl: "I need to get me a Jeffim."

by Jeffim October 28, 2014

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