green mail

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.

Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

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green mail

A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.

Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?

Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

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voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

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Dead In Mail

When someone sends you a Mail (over text or in person), it means they joined the KKK and are now asking to be called a Knight.

Alec: Yo! did you hear Jordan sent me a Dead in Mail?
Anmol: YOOO! What! Really! no way! did he really do that??
Alec: yeah man! that's what he sent me.

by KLARI0N November 28, 2022

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