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Hand in her pants

Used to describe a girl so horny that she is constantly jerking off, in science, math, or an elevator. In other words, someone you don't want to talk to unless you're a horny guy.
"Yeah, we call her hand in her pants megna.... did u see what she was doing when Mr. Klang was explaining about photosynthesis??????????"
by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006
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hand pump

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an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'
''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''
by jonny p January 28, 2005
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hand brake

if someone is boring and puts a stop to the fun they are a hand brake.
He's no fun, don't invite him out tonight, he'll just be a hand brake.
by Oompa Loompa 73 April 29, 2009
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Hand of God

Rescuing an incapacitated capsized kayaker by reaching underwater and rolling them upright. Called the Hand of God because you reach down from above and save them.
Did you see that rescue? He just reached down like the Hand of God and pulled her out of the water.
by Gabaruster December 14, 2006
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hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.
"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"
by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009
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hand-me-ups

A pair of pants a person wears that are so tight it appears as though they borrowed them from their little sister.

Hand-me-ups are usually worn by individuals who are "emo"
The depressed emo boy was beat up at school for wearing hand-me-ups. Not by his peers, but by his little sister for taking her pants without asking.

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by johnnystockness June 27, 2009
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hand hug

The hugging of hands; Placing hands together, then wrapping around the thumb and pinky.
I think he might like me back. I could tell by our prolonged hand hug last night.
by buttslapper81 October 23, 2010
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