hand gooch

The area between your thumb and forefinger.

"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"

by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016

hand batch

The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.

My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.

by Picklepark June 24, 2017

see these hands

Slang used for fighting. Come see these hands. We will fight.

Nigga come see these hands

by jojojojo2 October 18, 2014

Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.

Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."

by Nsla April 10, 2015

weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.

L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*

by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009

Angel hands

When your hands and cock are super smooth so you can jerk off without lotion

Bro 1: bro i woke up today with angel hands so didn't need even get out my bed to jerk off

Bro 2: bro...nice

by captainsplash May 2, 2019

hand trucking

Sex act in which a male participant is given a hand job while walking on their hands.

"Phil's avorite fetish was to engage in hand trucking through the halls of the Brothel."

by M@O December 8, 2015