Glonked

When you are very stupid

"You are so glonked my guy!"

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Glock model

The definition of a Glock model is that you always post weapons but different versions of guns

Bro he is a Glock model all he do is post guns

by Lil Jacob December 3, 2022

Glocky

Street name for the amphibolite mineral Glaucophane.

That outcrop is primarily composed of glocky schist

by raw rockdogger October 13, 2022

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

Glock Compartment

The hidden compartment in a car.

Put the shit in the Glock compartment.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Glock dukie

Glock doockie

Is when inmates shit and piss and throw up in a tooth paste tube and squirt it at their rivals

“Dont fuck Derek’s shower buddy, or he’ll hit you with the Glock dukie”

by Glookie daddy January 29, 2023

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

Man that Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you hear her glarking in that gangbang?

by Baresark February 17, 2023