garner pool

To manipulate external factors so as to virtually ensure one's own wager takes the grand prize.

AKA: pool pot, call the question, Koch-lloquialism.

That mofo been a thorn in my side and his boy pissin me off now too! Imma Garner Pool on his ass.

by BlackbirdD71-SRT-BigD/SOARs August 18, 2016

garreton

A royal tribe of artists and architects presiding over the Americas and Europe.

"Hey, should we hit the Garreton exhibit in New York?"
"Hell ya!"

by The Bookkeepper May 27, 2016

Garenteeded

A mock originating due to the Dairy Queen tradition where they flip your Blizzard upside down for a quick second before serving it to you, showing that it's really thick ice cream. Intended to use when your blizzard is already melted.

Me: *holds up upside down, trying not to laugh*
"It doesn't fall out, garenteeded-"
*melted blizzard plops onto table*

by mikisucc August 20, 2016

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016

GARETH<3

Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
(BY MAD GIRL, HI GUYS!)

"Wanna play some Gareth<3-games?"
"Omg, those guys do Gareth<3-shit togever"

by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017

garrett st.john

giant faggot who likes poontangs

Garrett St.John is a fag

by Iamslowlygettingclosertodeath June 17, 2018

garrett halbrook

A outstanding boy that loves video games music and is very strong he lives in Louisiana he loves the south as much as grandma's cookies he will kick ass or kick ass for u if u r being harmed the wrong way he is a boss but sometimes a jackass

Garrett halbrook loves people

by Derek7006 July 30, 2017