'Tis Lit

An appropriate expression to use when someone fucks up something in life
Miki: *exists*
David: "'Tis Lit, My Pal :^)"
by mikisucc August 20, 2016
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Garenteeded

A mock originating due to the Dairy Queen tradition where they flip your Blizzard upside down for a quick second before serving it to you, showing that it's really thick ice cream. Intended to use when your blizzard is already melted.
Me: *holds up upside down, trying not to laugh*
"It doesn't fall out, garenteeded-"
*melted blizzard plops onto table*
by mikisucc August 21, 2016
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