Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight

A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.

Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*

by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019

fleshy

when one stretches their ear piercing past the normal 1mm stage.

"So, I'm thinking about getting a fleshy, but my mom's being a bitch about it"

by Enklebert Harrison Smith October 28, 2005

flesh tunnel

the large hole, or tunnel of flesh, from stretching the peircings in ones ears with gauges. the masais first practiced gaging before it became popular with americans, mostly hardcore kids. to create flesh tunnels, you begin with about a 14 gauge plug and gradually diminish the size until your flesh tunnels are at a satisfactory size. you can go all the way to a 00 gauge. (thats a huge hole in your ear)

bob: whoaaaa i can see through dougs flesh tunnel!!! nifty!!!

by hi im heather January 10, 2004

Flesh Beard

A beard that is so small and pitiful that you can see the skin through it. Flesh beards are very common in people that are to young to grow facial hair, but still try, thinking it makes them look cool by trying to grow a beard.

Matt: Robert, I just hit puberty!

Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.

Matt: Shut up! I do not!

Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.

by TheNEScollector January 18, 2011

Fleshy water slide

A vagina, often loose.

She had a fleshy water slide the size of Centre Parcs.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Flesh Envelope

A vagina.

Open up that Flesh Envelope and get ready for my pork sword.

by Synapse July 3, 2003

Flesh Mob

Zombie gatherings orchestrated via Social Media

Organ bank looted by Flesh Mob

by [e-mail] September 18, 2011