Farming

The new GOONING update. Consists of three pillars/steps; Milking, Feathering, and the option Shedding

Bro have you tried the new Farming method?
What the hell is farming.
Bro is out of touch

by Zack Thompson July 13, 2024

farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024

farbingel

doing something you know you shouldnt

landen in farbingeling

by farfido July 27, 2024

Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.

We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product

by Joe cain September 18, 2023

Farting Gwen

When a local Gwen farts

Farting Gwen likes shrimp.

by Farting Gwen September 24, 2023

Farming

Making progress at a tremendous rate. Faster than eating, cooking, or slaying. In 2022 we said eating; i.e "ooo he ate" or "ate and left no crumbs. In 2023 we said cooking; i.e "let him cook" In 2024 say farming; i.e "she's farming" or "let him farm."

Oh my goodness! Nick, ur farming. Gatsby was really farming in his relationship with Daisy until he went to war.

by Daisy Buchanan-Gatsby November 30, 2023

Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024